[oh sweet lord jegu2 what have i woken up to

all this

nic cage

i’m drowning in nic cage halp 

SOS]

[Okay so I have something called family in my house and I need to go spend time with them so I’m going to head out for a while.]

pinkestofstarmonkeys:

p2iioniic-diickhead:

pinkestofstarmonkeys:

p2iioniic-diickhead:

ii’m not 2urprii2ed that you actually take priide iin that.

wanna know a secret

2ure, ii gue22. what ii2 iit?

==> Lean in closely.

…

…

…

no haha you dont get to delve into my brain that easily

==> You snort and glare at him

2o much for that.

pinkestofstarmonkeys:

p2iioniic-diickhead:

pinkestofstarmonkeys:

p2iioniic-diickhead:

2ee 2ayiing thiing2 liike that ii2 why you are goiing two remaiin a douche iin my eye2.

good very good thank you for understanding the reputation i have to uphold

ii’m not 2urprii2ed that you actually take priide iin that.

wanna know a secret

2ure, ii gue22. what ii2 iit?

reblog with your favorite word

thethiefofheart:

theiahexe:

sapphiredrakon:

codtiereridanjackson:

thestacatto:

adorabloodthirstykarkat:

highb100d:

jonjonbonbon:

nintendofunclub:

lucas-and-the-dragon-dildo:

ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:

applejacks-blog:

vivid

fuckass

 faggot

cunt.

it makes me feel powerful.

it’s like punching someone with a word.

Mahogany 

fuck

combination of three to make damnitshitfuck

defenestration

douchefag

Assnugget
Onomatopoeia

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
and 
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[batshit.]

(Source: ask--dawn)

karcrabs:

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO COME BACK ONLINE TO, BUT OK.

you’re a true friiend, kk. a true friiend.